Meet Captain Redtide

(click the Captain's pic to go straight to his WEATHERED SEA LOG)

Mascot. Menace. Maritime Legend.

Some say he was born in a bait bucket during a red moon. Others claim he once traded a swordfish for a jet ski and has not looked back since. All we know for sure is: Captain Redtide is the beating, briny heart of Phishnicked™.

Who Is He?

A retired Gulf Coast pirate turned full-time mischief merchant, Captain Redtide now spends his days stirring up trouble, t-shirts, and tall tales, some of which may even be true.

He is the kind of guy who shows up uninvited to a beach bonfire… and somehow ends up in charge of the music, the grill, and the group photo. He has never met a sandbar he did not love or a bar tab he did not try to out-swim.

The Lore (as told by Redtide himself):

They tried to make me a respectable sea captain once. I respectfully declined. Instead, I founded Phishnicked, where we turn chaos into clothing and low tides into high times. I may not know much about taxes, logistics, or modern fishing regulations… but I know this:

"If you’re not living salty, sandy, and a little sideways, you’re doing it wrong.”

Captain Redtide’s Traits:

  • Sun-Faded Wisdom

  • Suspiciously Good at Cornhole

  • Once Outran a Hurricane on a Paddleboard

  • Never Trusts a Man Without Tan Lines

  • Wears His Own Merch (and Yours, if You Let Him)

What's He Building?

Captain Redtide is the brains (or blame) behind every Phishnicked™ product. If it is stitched with sarcasm, smells like sunscreen, or looks like it has already survived spring break, it has got Redtide’s fingerprints on it. He personally signs off on:

  • Beachwear built for rogue adventures

  • Coffee so strong it might qualify as contraband

  • Fishing tales turned fashion statements

  • And anything else the tide washes in

Want to Join His Crew?

You already have.
By rocking Phishnicked™, you have officially gone from landlubber to legend.

So grab a hat, throw on a tee, and remember the Captain’s golden rule:

“Always fish responsibly… but never dress that way.”

Salt. Sand. Shenanigans.

That is the Redtide Way.