Phishnicked™ CEO Coaster

🥂 Phishnicked™ CEO Coaster

Protect Your Table - Rule the Dock.

Description:

Even legends spill a drink or two. The Phishnicked CEO Coaster keeps your tables safe from rings, drips, and dockside disasters — all while reminding everyone that salt, sand, and shenanigans are more than just a motto.

Made with a cork back and high-gloss finish, it’s water-repellent, heat-resistant, and built to last longer than Captain Redtide’s poker night excuses. Perfect for your coffee, cocktails, or the occasional rum-fueled brainstorm.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 🧂 Hardboard MDF + cork backing — durable and dependable
• 🌊 High-gloss topcoat — adds shine and style
• ⚓ 3.74" × 3.74" (95 × 95 mm) — perfect size for any mug or glass
• 🎣 Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip — built for chaos control
• 🥂 Easy to clean — because spills happen

Perfect For:
✔️ Protecting the bar top or desk during late-night planning
✔️ Coffee mugs, cocktail glasses, and 19th hole pours
✔️ Dockside offices (or kitchen counters that act like one)
✔️ Gifting fellow captains, legends, and mischief-makers

Salt. Sand. Shenanigans.
Rule your table like a CEO — Phishnicked style.
Printed on demand. Redtide-certified.

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