Phishnicked™ Land Yacht Tee

🚌 Product Name:

The Land Yacht Tee 
For When the Sea’s Not Calling… Yet. 

Description:

Sure, Captain Redtide prefers a hull under his feet and salt spray in his beard, but even he admits, there is something magical about a bus that can haul your crew, your gear, and just enough bad decisions to make a weekend memorable.

The Land Yacht Tee celebrates those times when the journey’s on four wheels instead of a keel. Perfect for road trips to the coast, tailgates by the marina, or just daydreaming about chasing the tide.

Why It Belongs in Your Bag:

• 🧂 Soft, lightweight cotton blend - rides as smooth as a backroad cruise
• ⚓ Comfortable stretch & flattering fit for any deckhand or driver
• 🌊 Pre-shrunk so it does not shrink faster than your gas budget
• 🎣 Phishnicked bus design - equal parts retro cool and coastal wanderlust

For:
✔️ Road trips to the docks
✔️ Post-fishing burger runs
✔️ Beach camping in style
✔️ Anyone who knows a bus can be a boat if the tide’s high enough

Salt. Sand. Shenanigans.
Whether you’re chasing waves or just chasing the horizon, this tee’s ready to ride.
Printed on demand. Redtide-approved… reluctantly.

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