Phishnicked™ Simple Tee

🦈 The Low-Tide Phishnicked Tee 
Subtle Sass. Salt-Infused Style. 

Not every pirate needs to shout. Some just smirk.

The Low-Tide Phishnicked Tee is made for those who let the shenanigans speak for themselves. A clean, crisp look with just enough swagger to let the real ones know, you are crew. No loud graphics. No screaming logos. Just that Phishnicked seal of salty approval, subtly stamped on your chest like a secret signal to fellow dock rats and beach rogues.

It’s what Captain Redtide wears when he is off-duty... or pretending to be.

Why It Deserves a Spot in Your Dry Bag:
• 🧂 100% ring-spun cotton—soft enough for sunrise coffees and sunset beers
• 🪝 Minimalist logo for maximum versatility (from pier to pub to poker night)
• 🌴 Pre-shrunk and side-seamed—because no one wants a belly sail after the first wash
• 🧢 Looks good under flannel, rain jacket, or nothing at all
• 🌊 Salt, Sand, and Shenanigans—but make it sleek

Low-key doesn’t mean low-effort.
This tee is for the ones who know when to speak softly, and when to cannonball off the bow.

⚓ Printed on demand. Built for mischief. Subtle. Sharp. Phishnicked.

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