Phishnicked™ Dockside Hat

🧢 The Official Lid of Laid-Back Legends 

From dockside lounging to early-morning beach hunts for the perfect cast, this Phishnicked Dad Hat is Captain Redtide’s go-to headgear, sun-faded, salt-worn, and sass-approved.

It is not just a hat. It is a vibe.
A statement.
A salty badge of honor for those who have wrestled rogue waves, danced with sea breeze, and survived the wild nights of boardwalk mischief.

Why You'll Love It:
• 🐚 100% cotton with a lived-in feel, like it’s already seen a few too many sunsets
• 🐟 Curved brim to block out judgment (and the Florida sun)
• 🐬 Adjustable strap with antique buckle, classic fit for heads full of shenanigans
• 🦑 Low-profile, relaxed crown, won’t blow off even when the wind's got something to prove

⚓ Worn proudly by pirates, beach bums, old salts, and landlocked dreamers alike.
Whether you’re chasing tarpon or just chasing peace and quiet, throw this hat on and let the world know you belong to the Phishnicked crew.

One size fits most. Shenanigans guaranteed.