Phishnicked™ Bro Shenanigan Shorts

🩳 The Bro Shenanigan Shorts

Louder. Saltier. Always Up to Something.

Description:

Wherever Bro goes, the party follows - and now he’s got the shorts to prove it.

The Bro Shenanigan Shorts are made for dock dives, cooler runs, and those nights that start with “just one” and end with legends. Lightweight, quick-drying, and salty as ever, they’re built to keep up with the local legend himself.

Captain Redtide says, “You’ll hear Bro coming before you see him - but these shorts make the entrance official.”

Why You’ll Love ’Em:

• 🧂 Quick-dry fabric - ready for splash zones & spilled beers
• 🌊 Lightweight & breathable - comfortable from sunrise to last call
• ⚓ Elastic waistband + drawstring - fit stays true through all the chaos
• 🎣 Bold Phishnicked “Bro” design - impossible to miss, just like him

Perfect For:
✔️ Dockside beers & beach bonfires
✔️ Marina mischief with the crew
✔️ Local legends who live for the story
✔️ Anyone bold enough to be “that guy”

Salt. Sand. Shenanigans.
Bro’s back - and now he’s wearing shorts.
Printed on demand. Phishnicked approved.