Phishnicked™ Break Yo Wind Zip-Up

Break Yo Wind Zip-Up 
Block the Breeze. Not the Fun. 

Description:

When the weather turns sideways but the party’s still on, the Break Yo Wind Zip-Up is your armor against rogue gusts, dock chills, and bad decisions made in cold weather.

Captain Redtide swears by it, says it is the only thing that’s kept him warm through three hurricanes, two divorces, and a particularly awkward fishing tournament.

Lightweight but mighty, it is built for boat rides, boardwalk hangs, and back porch whiskey sessions, without slowing down your shenanigans.

Why You’ll Live In It:

• 🧂 Lightweight windbreaker material - blocks the breeze, breathes easy
• 🌊 Water-resistant finish - because sea spray happens
• ⚓ Full-zip front for quick changes when the weather (or the company) turns
• 🪝 Adjustable hood & cuffs to lock in the warmth
• 🎣 Embroidered Phishnicked branding - proof you run with the crew

For:
✔️ Dockside poker nights
✔️ Beach walks in a stiff breeze
✔️ Trolling the inlet without freezing your tail
✔️ Turning “just one drink” into a full-night operation

🧂 Salt. Sand. Shenanigans.
This is not just a jacket, it is a wind-blocking, trouble-making, Redtide-certified essential.

Printed on demand. Always in motion.