Phishnicked™ Tentacle Tangle Hoodie

🐙 Product Name:

The Tentacle Tangle Hoodie 
Eight Arms. Zero Regrets. 

Description:

Some hoodies just keep you warm. This one keeps you in the game.

The Tentacle Tangle Hoodie is built for those who multitask like an octopus, holding a drink, steering the boat, tying a knot, and waving off bad decisions, all at once. Soft, warm, and perfect for cool dock nights or breezy mornings on the water, it’s Captain Redtide’s choice when the forecast says “light shenanigans with a chance of chaos.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• 🧂 Cotton-poly blend - cozy inside, sturdy outside
• 🌊 Spacious front pocket for cold hands, hot coffee, or contraband snacks
• ⚓ Adjustable drawstring hood - block that rogue marina breeze
• 🎣 Phishnicked Octo design - equal parts nautical style and troublemaking energy

Perfect For:
✔️ Chilly boat rides
✔️ Beach bonfires
✔️ Pier beers at sunset
✔️ Any day that needs more arms than you’ve got

Salt. Sand. Shenanigans.
Wrap yourself in warmth, and a little nautical nonsense.
Printed on demand. Redtide-approved.