Phishnicked™ Walker Tee

The Phishnicked Walker Tee 
Still Kicking. Just Creaking Louder. 

They say age is just a number, but this salty skeleton's been around since the bait was fresh and the beer was cheaper.

The Phishnicked Walker Tee is a tribute to the old-school sea dogs, crusty captains, and beach bums who may move a little slower - but still know how to stir up some serious shenanigans. Featuring the legendary Fish Bones Walker, this tee lets everyone know you're not old - you are seasoned.

Why You'll Love It (Even If Your Knees Don't):

• 🧂 100% combed and ring-spun cotton - softer than your grandpa’s recliner
• 🦴 Lightweight feel with just enough stretch for your bingo arm victory dance
• ⚓ Pre-shrunk and side-seamed - no surprise shrinking after that first cannonball
• 🐚 Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure that lasts longer than your hip joints
• 🎣 Printed on demand - because legends don’t need warehouses

Whether you're on your third retirement or just embracing the slow ‘n salty lifestyle, this tee is your uniform. Toss it on, fire up the grill, and remind the young bloods how real mischief ages like rum.

Salt. Sand. Shenanigans. Still got it.

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